Wow, I'm fat!
To celebrate finally upgrading to a Full version of Windows 7 from the RC, I'll be talking about the infamous Windows 7 burger. I really don't understand how this abomination came to see the light of day and why Burger King wanted to do something like this with Microsoft. Unfortunately, Burger King only released this beast in Japan. There are tons of sites out there that tell you how to make one in the US, as if you really need instructions of how to clog your arteries. Most of those websites are actually really funny and worth peaking at. As you can see this burger really is BIG. And on top of the burger I had a Medium fry with a bonus onion ring and Diet Dr. Pepper (like that actually helped).
As you can see I went a little out of the way instead of just getting a bunch of Double Cheeseburgers and throwing them together with one less patty. I spent $10.19 on this life-shortening meal. The top was a Double Stacker with Bacon starting at 570 calories. The next 2 layers were 2 Double Cheeseburgers without the buns. These came to 320 calories a piece. The last patty of course came from a single Cheeseburger since I didn't want to waste anymore food than I had to. The whole sandwich came to a whopping 1,380 calories. This was another 170 calories. The entire meal came to a belt-busting 2,020 calories of Burger King fatness. That's almost an entire day's worth of calories in one meal.
To my surprise, I didn't feel that bloated or sick afterward even though I thought I was going to be. I wouldn't recommend doing this, but I would say it actually is pretty tasty, in a grease-dripping, how-the-hell-do-I-eat-this thing kind of way. There's no way to get your mouth around this thing so I basically had to just take bites of the top half, then the bottom half.
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